About CludBrynmorZZ
Q. What kind of
motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
BodyBuilding
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to
restart your car,
then it would perform illegal operations and
crash.
weeks of pregnancy
Teacher : What's happens to gold
when it
is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !
Wedding Ideas
What do you call an elephant with a
carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Mortgage
Why did the girl who worked for the
telephone company
sing all the time?
Because she was an operetta
(operator).
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What is the
difference between Russian
Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Optimist learns German.
A
Pessimist learns Chinese.
A Realist learns AK-47.
FelipeSetantavI
Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
"Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously
deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect
your
feelings."
ConstantinYasirTX
A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said,
"I have
been walking these corridors for 300 years."
The man said, "in that
case, can you tell me the way to the
toilet?"
AldsBeorhtZg
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry
!
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !
LeodBrothaighMY
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot
with a
vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said,
"Who's a pretty boy
then?"
PeteBurnellGl
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
in the pouring
rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is
England. What's it
like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the
weather, you'll love
the food."
HardenCynrikWN
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
TobyBlythcD
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
wife
won't give him a
divorce until she figures out a way of
doing it without making him a
happy man.
DerwardAdalrikve
What did the primary rainbow say to the
secondary rainbow?
-Your pants are on backwards
MaethelwineRenfrewxa
What sort of a car has your dad
got?
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Really -
Ours only starts with gas.
TulleyEbbanezalP