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Michael Richards:
Michael Richards Nude
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Information:
Name: Michael Richards
Born: 1949-07-24
Height: 1.91
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Filmography:
Problem Child (1990), Seinfeld (1993), Fresno (1986), Unstrung Heroes (1995), The Michael Richards Show (2000)
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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and
everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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One idiot said to the other, "You
know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those
who
can count, and those who can't.
HarafordAndrewFB
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great for the children
in her class.
"What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues,
"is a
herring-aid."
RupertBoclG
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
IakovosCosimopi
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said to
the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?"
"Sure," replied
the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a
minute!"
ConstantinosMitchcj
Men are like bike
helmets.
They are
handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look
silly.
ZakaryGeraintmD
What's grey and goes round and round ?
An
elephant in a washing machine !
AlhrickKealyIf
If you are standing in the main
street of
Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway
Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that
means it is about to rain.
BaldrikReginherahtdk
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And he replied,
"No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin
with 'If
Elected I promise...'"
NathaliaJeannetteoI
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A:
Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Chin-MaeWebbeMP